Hiding from the housekeeperMaryleboneMan
Crash! Bang! Wallop! or CBW is the battle cry for the arrival of the housekeeper on her weekly visit. I am terrorised and confined to the study, which the GW wants to turn into some kind of designer drawing room from which men would be banned. In the meantime, it is my sanctuary whilst ornaments fly and the iron assaults my clothes. I will prevail, but only by escaping to some local haunts and then returning later to find…she is still here.